The Longest Rope in the World
Dear Doo Doo Diary,
Today I made the longest rope in the world. It came out of my butt. It didn’t take long for it to come out at all. I’m glad it came out. It felt good. Looks like the Colonix full dose does a lot of different things inside your stomach.
Damn, that stuff looks like the pictures on Dr. Natura’s Colonix system site. Was it really in your body?