Dear Doo Doo Diary,

This morning I had this large monster visit me in the toilet:

It wasn’t as big as I thought it was gonna be but it was big enoughg. It was nice and firm. I guess the Colonix is starting to work. We’ll see what happens tomorrow.

Today I ate a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, french fries and a drink for lunch and for dinner I had 2 pieces of pizza and about 3 pieces of KFC Honey BarBQ wings.

Dear Doo Doo Diary,

I woke up this morning and made the picture you see to the left. I slept well but didn’t have “sore legs” like my friend said I would. I took the two pills again and then took the Colonix in some grape juice. Drank lots of water. Had the tea again tonight. At least the tea is good.

I read somewhere that said I won’t see the benefits of the extra fibre for 2-3 days from when i took it. So maybe tomorrow we’ll see something new.

Dear Doodoo Diary,

Well this is my first day using the colon cleansing product from Dr. Natura called Colonix.

I got up this morning and as instructed, I took the two pills called Paranil and a tall glass of water. 15 minutes later I mixed some of the Colonix into my grape juice and drank it. I then had breakfast. I didn’t notice anything at first but soon after eating it was time to use the bathroom which is my normal routine.

So far i haven’t noticed anything interesting except for the fact that I had the runs for a bit today and that this product makes you feel like taking a crap… and I took about 2 more craps today. Sorry no pics today, but maybe tomorrow.

I’ll try the tea tonight before I go to bed. I guess I’ll have to boil some water to get this thing to work.