Dear Doo Doo Diary,

Today was the start of my 4 day weekend and the start of a New Year too. Almost forgot to take my Colonix today but I remembered and thats what matters. Had a busy day and my camera battery was dead so no pix today. I think todays feces was about as big as yesterday… it might have been a bit smaller but I can’t tell.

Tonight I ate some Katsu Curry and for lunch I had some Thai food. We’ll see how that comes out tomorrow.

Dear Doo Doo Diary,

Today I made the longest rope in the world. It came out of my butt. It didn’t take long for it to come out at all. I’m glad it came out. It felt good. Looks like the Colonix full dose does a lot of different things inside your stomach.

Dear Doo Doo Diary,

Today was the first day that I took the full dosage of Colonix. 4 pills and a full scoop of Colonix. Strangely, I didn’t have my normal bowel movement this morning at all.

What I ate the night before: A mini 8″ pizza, water, some potato chips and a chocolate chip oatmeal cookie (lots of fibre from whole oats right?)

In fact, I didn’t pass my bowels until about 1pm which was after I ate breakfast AND lunch. It was a pretty large bowel movement and since I was at work I didn’t have my camera with me. It felt good to get that load out of my stomach. I didn’t notice anything unusual but I suppose my body is adjusting to using the product and processing the food differently maybe?

Dear Doo doo Diary,

I didn’t get a chance to snap a photo of my bowel movement today because I woke up late and I was already late for work. I will say that it was quite large and mushy, almost runny. If I think back to what I had to eat the night before: for lunch it was a smörgåsbord of food from barbq chicken to crispy gau gee. For dinner I had a minute chicken and cake noodle. I did in fact drink a whole lot of water because I had a lot of hot mustard and I felt pretty dehydrated. This might have caused my doo doo to be runny. We’ll see how things go tomorrow since I have to take double the dossage from here on out.

Merry Christmas Doo doo Diary,

This morning I had a pretty large turd. I guess this stuff is really working. I have a photo but I was too lazy to get it off of my digital camera. It’s Christmas so I hope you’ll cut me some slack. Anyway I’m wondering what things will be like after Day 5 when I have to start taking 4 pills AND one full scoop of that Colonix….

Dear Doo Doo Diary,

This morning I had this large monster visit me in the toilet:

It wasn’t as big as I thought it was gonna be but it was big enoughg. It was nice and firm. I guess the Colonix is starting to work. We’ll see what happens tomorrow.

Today I ate a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, french fries and a drink for lunch and for dinner I had 2 pieces of pizza and about 3 pieces of KFC Honey BarBQ wings.

Dear Doo Doo Diary,

I woke up this morning and made the picture you see to the left. I slept well but didn’t have “sore legs” like my friend said I would. I took the two pills again and then took the Colonix in some grape juice. Drank lots of water. Had the tea again tonight. At least the tea is good.

I read somewhere that said I won’t see the benefits of the extra fibre for 2-3 days from when i took it. So maybe tomorrow we’ll see something new.

Dear Doodoo Diary,

Well this is my first day using the colon cleansing product from Dr. Natura called Colonix.

I got up this morning and as instructed, I took the two pills called Paranil and a tall glass of water. 15 minutes later I mixed some of the Colonix into my grape juice and drank it. I then had breakfast. I didn’t notice anything at first but soon after eating it was time to use the bathroom which is my normal routine.

So far i haven’t noticed anything interesting except for the fact that I had the runs for a bit today and that this product makes you feel like taking a crap… and I took about 2 more craps today. Sorry no pics today, but maybe tomorrow.

I’ll try the tea tonight before I go to bed. I guess I’ll have to boil some water to get this thing to work.